Oh Boys

I tend to forget to post the little nuggets of comedy gold my children (unintentionally) provide, but I had to make sure to get these two on here before I forgot.

On Saturday, John and I were getting ready to head out to his company party. It's a fancy affair, so I was applying darker, "smoky" eye makeup. Nathan looks at me and says, "You look really tired now. Also, that would make good witch makeup." I decided it might be best to tone the makeup down after that.

I picked the boys up at school this afternoon and checked in with Aiden's teacher. He had been a little moody this morning, so I wanted to make sure the day had gone alright. His teacher informed me that she had laughed until she cried when she discovered that Aiden had answered every single question on his reading comprehension test with "I cannot answer this due to my religious beliefs". That kid is just too much sometimes.